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Comedy Gold: high-end magnetic comedy

Comedy Gold

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1 JOKE 1: THE ILLUSION OF WEALTH IN A CAPITALIST WASTELAND OF PROPRIETARY TECH
2 THE COWGIRL SLASH GOLDSMITH PLATED THE RING EXPERTLY. NOT HER FIRST RHODIUM
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8 SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON VESTS THIS YEAR. GOT PRETTY HEAVILY IN_VEST_ED EHHH
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11 GOT KICKED OUT OF GOLDSMITHING SCHOOL BECAUSE I KEPT BITING THE SCHOOLS GOLD
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13 ALL GOLD IS COMEDY GOLD IF INVOLVED IN ENOUGH PRATFALLS
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23 OAK ISLAND IS PROBABLY THE BEST LOCAL EXAMPLE OF GOLD BEING INHERENTLY FUNNY
24 COMEDY PIRATES WOULD BURY TREASURE WITH SKELETONS OF THEIR KOOKIEST PARROTS
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28 LONELY TRIGONOMETRIST APPLIED FOR LEASE BUT IRONICALLY COULDNT FIND COSIGNER
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34 THE REAL JOKE IS IF YOU SELL GOLD TO A WE_BUY_GOLD PLACE. COMPLETE RIP OFF
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36 DRINK $200 COGNAC IN FRUIT FLY SEASON AND YOULL GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE
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39 DOWN WITH CAPITALISM, YES, BUT MUST I GIVE UP SWEET JOB THAT ENRICHES MYSELF
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With priceless contributions from Kyle Carpenter and Bruce Delo.

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