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1	JOKE 1: THE ILLUSION OF WEALTH IN A CAPITALIST WASTELAND OF PROPRIETARY TECH
2	THE COWGIRL SLASH GOLDSMITH PLATED THE RING EXPERTLY. NOT HER FIRST RHODIUM
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8	SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON VESTS THIS YEAR. GOT PRETTY HEAVILY IN_VEST_ED EHHH
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11	GOT KICKED OUT OF GOLDSMITHING SCHOOL BECAUSE I KEPT BITING THE SCHOOLS GOLD
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13	ALL GOLD IS COMEDY GOLD IF INVOLVED IN ENOUGH PRATFALLS
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23	OAK ISLAND IS PROBABLY THE BEST LOCAL EXAMPLE OF GOLD BEING INHERENTLY FUNNY
24	COMEDY PIRATES WOULD BURY TREASURE WITH SKELETONS OF THEIR KOOKIEST PARROTS
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28	LONELY TRIGONOMETRIST APPLIED FOR LEASE BUT IRONICALLY COULDNT FIND COSIGNER
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34	THE REAL JOKE IS IF YOU SELL GOLD TO A WE_BUY_GOLD PLACE. COMPLETE RIP OFF
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36	DRINK $200 COGNAC IN FRUIT FLY SEASON AND YOULL GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE
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39	DOWN WITH CAPITALISM, YES, BUT MUST I GIVE UP SWEET JOB THAT ENRICHES MYSELF
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