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*listens to oldies internet radio for 1 hour* I would DIE for Megan & Ainsley with the Oldies Summer Cruiser

Realizing a fundamental truth about the relationship between love and power and then just like, forgetting it

Tapping into Success Mindset to achieve success (clicking โ€œEasy Applyโ€ on LinkedIn)

Making a mistake and forcing myself to spend the rest of the afternoon in the Consequences Box (a dark closet)

Thinking of starting a moss business

It's Frasier-core to go a bit bald

Thinking of doing a series called Canadian Basement where I interview people about their furnaces and collect fun spiders

Drinking a shot of milk before the party so that I have the glow of dairy about me

*trying to write a LinkedIn post* Problems of computer? why not hire

Wow, this guy really wants his MTV! Ooof it's not the radio edit

Charlie keeps cool on this hot day

A hot cat lounges on a blanket

Interrupting myself and starting a new sentence as soon as my listener gets bored of the idea like a character in a visual novel

These cacti will be taller than me soon

Two cacti thriving in the sun

Dropping all current projects to focus on something called ComputerBike

Thinking of building a dedicated Boston Legal machine. For the bedroom

Trying to economize in... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

Still confused by that Sheryl Crow song where she can't afford to attend communist meetings

*at the AGM* I came here to look at financial statements and vote. And we're all done looking at the financial statements

Sorting through astonishingly cute cat photos and thinking, no, none of these are quite good enough for the group chat

COOL PERSON TIP: don't... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

All the funny references to Biden in 2010-era sitcoms are so chilling now

Re-watched the Prince episode of New Girl and got emotional

State of the Mirth Turtle 2024 powerpoint this Friday, 2pm ADT! Come watch me evaluate my failures and preview next year's projects.

https://twitch.tv/mirthturtle

State of the Mirth Turtle 2024

BUSINESS TIP: can't... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

Not famous at all but I'm sure a bunch of therapists have heard about me at great length