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Snapback: Shimari

Shimari Academy sounded good in theory — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

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Snapback: Shimari

Shimari Academy sounded good in theory — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback

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Ghostcrime

A spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller. In 2031, when robot crime is the norm, how can one sad, exhausted detective prove that his case is actually GHOSTCRIME?

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Ghostcrime

A spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller. In 2031, when robot crime is the norm, how can one sad, exhausted detective prove that his case is actually GHOSTCRIME?

ePub / PDF / Paperback

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Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

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Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback

Games


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The Calico Brief

In this interactive sequel to Gray, Calico's back, and she'll stop at nothing to bring her coworkers to justice. It's time to compile The Calico Brief.


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The Calico Brief

In this interactive sequel to Gray, Calico's back, and she'll stop at nothing to bring her coworkers to justice. It's time to compile The Calico Brief.



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Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.


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Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.


Blogs


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ScaleQuail

A disruptive journey into the lucrative heart of growth-hacking, ScaleQuail is the blog that scales itself. All scaling solutions are open-source.

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ScaleQuail

A disruptive journey into the lucrative heart of growth-hacking, ScaleQuail is the blog that scales itself. All scaling solutions are open-source.



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Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like them, this is a blog about computers. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.

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Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like them, this is a blog about computers. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.



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I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.

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I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.


Companies


Wolf Butler Art & Software

Wolf Butler Art & Software

The publishing company legally responsible for all of my books and games. Features a blog jam-packed with short-form comedy. In the midst of significant growth-hacking.


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Wolf Butler Art & Software

The publishing company legally responsible for all of my books and games. Features a blog jam-packed with short-form comedy. In the midst of significant growth-hacking.



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News

Oct 5, 2018

Metal that's also funny

Sometimes, concepts are just funny to some people. For instance, my brother has this thing where he thinks people in oversized mascot suits smoking inside the suit is inherently funny. He's not wrong.

I bring this up because I believe that precious metals have an inherent comedy about them. Don't get me wrong — I think noble gases are pretty hilarious too — but metal is easier to print on, so it's more feasible as a creative medium. I've also got a thing about magnets. The concept of them just kills me. I can't explain it very well.

Anyway, I've got a new metallic comedy project that involves magnetism available if you want to understand better.

Posted in: Weird Metal Comedy


Aug 8, 2018

Still More Interactive Fiction

Long-time fans may remember Diamond Find, my massive text-based diamond-locating simulator. Even longer-time fans (basically just my family at this point) might remember that I once put out a book called Gray which is, I have to say, my worst, and thankfully out-of-print.

Long story short, I wrote a sequel to Gray using the Diamond Find engine!

I'd originally planned to fix Gray and release them both at once, but in the end it wasn't worth it. Anyway, The Calico Brief is finally ready to play. It's far better than Gray ever was, and you don't need to have read the book to understand what's going on. It's... probably better if you haven't.



Jun 11, 2018

Advanced Melon Techniques

Hello. I've been doing a bit of melon-driven marketing recently, so if you're visiting because of that, high-five. Now that you're here, perhaps you'll consider buying a book. It's been said that Ghostcrime is very funny.

Speaking of marketing, I've been doing more work on ScaleQuail lately, and I'm deep in advertising hell, as you can probably tell from the recent melon initiative. Please bear with me for a few weeks.

Posted in: Just Business


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I live in Halifax, Nova Scotia, where I write books and build software.

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You may also find some non-serious coding projects in the Diversions area, and an archive of my failures in the Graveyard.

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