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Snapback: Shimari

Shimari Academy sounded good in theory — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

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Snapback: Shimari

Shimari Academy sounded good in theory — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback

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Ghostcrime

A spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller. In 2031, when robot crime is the norm, how can one sad, exhausted detective prove that his case is actually GHOSTCRIME?

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Ghostcrime

A spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller. In 2031, when robot crime is the norm, how can one sad, exhausted detective prove that his case is actually GHOSTCRIME?

ePub / PDF / Paperback

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Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback
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Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback

Games


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The Calico Brief

In this interactive sequel to Gray, Calico's back, and she'll stop at nothing to bring her coworkers to justice. It's time to compile The Calico Brief.


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The Calico Brief

In this interactive sequel to Gray, Calico's back, and she'll stop at nothing to bring her coworkers to justice. It's time to compile The Calico Brief.



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Stoooooocks

Experience the thrill of investing with none of the risk. Or complexity. It's Stoooooocks!


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Stoooooocks

Experience the thrill of investing with none of the risk. Or complexity. It's Stoooooocks!



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Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.


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Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.


Blogs


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ScaleQuail

A disruptive journey into the lucrative heart of growth-hacking, ScaleQuail is the blog that scales itself. All scaling solutions are open-source.

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ScaleQuail

A disruptive journey into the lucrative heart of growth-hacking, ScaleQuail is the blog that scales itself. All scaling solutions are open-source.



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Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like them, this is a blog about computers. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.

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Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like them, this is a blog about computers. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.



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I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.

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I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.


Companies


Mirth Turtle Media

Mirth Turtle Media

The publishing company legally responsible for all of my books and games. Features a blog jam-packed with short-form comedy. Freshly re-branded & in the midst of significant growth-hacking.


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Mirth Turtle Media

The publishing company legally responsible for all of my books and games. Features a blog jam-packed with short-form comedy. Freshly re-branded & in the midst of significant growth-hacking.



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News

Oct 9, 2019

Rebranding the whole company

It seems like just yesterday I created my small comedy publishing company, but in fact it was back in 2011, almost 3,000 days ago! With the changing tastes of the market over the years, the business, too, has had to change – but never as drastically as now. I've done a full re-brand, and I'm pivoting to an entirely new model.

Instead of a comedy company that occasionally produces Go content... it's a Go company that also produces comedy.

I present to you Mirth Turtle Media.

Posted in: Just Business


Jun 28, 2019

Summer forever

I'm burning the electric blanket & throwing away the sun lamps because it's SUMMER! I've started in on a new piece of writing, I'm updating the stock market game with more interesting financial events & bug fixes, and even finding time to marinate my favourite meats in specially selected balsamic vinegars. Summer is here and it's never going to end.



Feb 12, 2019

Hibernation Station

Every year this happens! It gets cold and dark, and I'm like, "I don't want to work on anything big!" So February comes and I've just been dithering about on small projects, and then I look at the calendar, and fly into a panic about my rapidly vanishing life, and I vow to do better come spring.

But this year I have an excuse (other than Seasonal Affective Disorder) because I'm also working on re-branding the company! Mostly it feels administrative at this point, but once it's official I'll be showing off an overhauled webstore, new graphics, etc. Next couple of months for sure.

But right now: here's a game about the stock market you can idly play.

Posted in: Just Business


Oct 5, 2018

Metal that's also funny

Sometimes, concepts are just funny to some people. For instance, my brother has this thing where he thinks people in oversized mascot suits smoking inside the suit is inherently funny. He's not wrong.

I bring this up because I believe that precious metals have an inherent comedy about them. Don't get me wrong — I think noble gases are pretty hilarious too — but metal is easier to print on, so it's more feasible as a creative medium. I've also got a thing about magnets. The concept of them just kills me. I can't explain it very well.

Anyway, I've got a new metallic comedy project that involves magnetism if you want to understand better.

Posted in: Weird Metal Comedy


About

I live in Halifax, Nova Scotia, where I write books and build software.

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